Totoy Txt Joke

Totoy goes to Manila and sees old lady enter elevator. A minute
later sexy woman steps out. Totoy cries: “Sayang, dapat dinala ko”
panget kong gerlrpen dito”

Bembol Roco SMS Txt Joke

Bembol Roco Invented a potion that would grow hair on a bald head, but he made mistake, Now his head covered with green felt!

Bembol Roco Txt Joke

Bembol Roco was getting too bald, so he injected himself withcocker spaniel hormones.

Now he’s got wavy hair, but his ears
keep flopping down his food!

Sosyalera SMS Txt Joke

Bagong yaman sosyalera to guests: In da house, we call everybodyby their names
(calls for servant) Mary…mary…Mary? Hoy, Maria!

(Voice from kitchen) Po?

Joey and Goma SMS Txt Joke

Joey: Get one tabako, nanganak ulit si Alma ko!
Goma: Lalake oh babae?
Joey: Bahala ka, pare-pareho ang tingin ko sa tabako eh!

Vandolph Txt Joke

Teacher: what is cannibal?
Vandolph: i dont know.
Teacher: Well, if you ate your father and mother, what would you be?
Vandolph: e di ulila!

Vandolph SMS Txt Joke

Teacher pointing to deer at zoo: Vandolph what’s that?
Vandolph: ewan ko.
Teacher: what does your mom call your dad?
Vandolph: tarantado tawag dyan?

Rosalinda Txt Joke

Konduktor: San kayo, Mam?
Rosalinda: Alabang, Senor.
Konduktor: Sorry Mam, sa kabila ang biyahe.
Rosalinda: Gracias, Senor!
Lumipat sa kabilang upuan si gaga.

Fernando Jose Txt Joke

Fernando Jose: Nakakalimutan ko ang lahat pag kasama kita.
Rosalinda: Bakit wala akong regalo sa b-day ko?
Fernando Jose: Nakakalimutan nga lahat eh!

Erap SMS TxtJoke

Jude: Dad, ok ba kung may itatanan ako?
Erap: Ok lang, ang lalake ay dapat lumagay sa tahimik.
Jude: Dad pano kung lalake ang itatanan ko?

Erap Txtjoke

Erap in College worked so hard he stayed up all night studying fora blood test.

Plantsa Txt Joke

Doc: What happened to your ears?
Erap: When the phone ring, I picked up the plantsa.
Doc: why both ears?
Erap: Gago siya! Tumawag ulit!

Erap SMS Txt Joke

Erap gifts Loi with tupperware. Jude in one of his crazy momentssmashes it.
Erap sees Loi cry, so Erap calls for help: Hello, plasticsergeon ba ito?

Erap Txt Joke

Teacher: what is the formula f water?
Student Erap: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: Male!
Erap: Anong Male? Diba H to O?

Free Txt SMS Twister

Say this sharply
Say this sweetly
Say this shortly
Say this softly
Say this sixteen times swiftly!

Six Senior Txt SMS Tongue Twister

I see sixty-six senior citizen sitting on six-six-by-sicx seatx for the
sickly.

Mumbling Bumblings Tongue Twister

Mumbling bumblings
Bumbling mumblings.

Meeny Txt Twister

Meeny, Mooney, mennie And Mo
meandered on meadows as the wind did blow
They wandered and wondered and wanted to know whether
the weather would turn to snow

Laila Lee Txt SMS Tongue Twister

Laila Lee listens to lessons
As laila Lee listen to lessons
She listed eleven lessons
On how to listen to lesson.

Kimbo Kemble Txt Tongue Twister

Kimbo kemble kicked his kinsman's kettle.
Did Kimbo Kemble kick his kinsman's kettle?
If Kimbo Kemble kicked his kinsman's kettle.
Where's the kinsman's kettle?

Looking Back SMS Txt Twister

I was looking back to see if she was looking back to see if i was
looking back to see if she was looking back at me.