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Totoy Txt Joke

Totoy goes to Manila and sees old lady enter elevator. A minute
later sexy woman steps out. Totoy cries: “Sayang, dapat dinala ko”
panget kong gerlrpen dito”

Bembol Roco SMS Txt Joke

Bembol Roco Invented a potion that would grow hair on a bald head, but he made mistake, Now his head covered with green felt!

Bembol Roco Txt Joke

Bembol Roco was getting too bald, so he injected himself withcocker spaniel hormones.

Now he’s got wavy hair, but his ears
keep flopping down his food!

Sosyalera SMS Txt Joke

Bagong yaman sosyalera to guests: In da house, we call everybodyby their names
(calls for servant) Mary…mary…Mary? Hoy, Maria!

(Voice from kitchen) Po?

Joey and Goma SMS Txt Joke

Joey: Get one tabako, nanganak ulit si Alma ko!
Goma: Lalake oh babae?
Joey: Bahala ka, pare-pareho ang tingin ko sa tabako eh!

Vandolph Txt Joke

Teacher: what is cannibal?
Vandolph: i dont know.
Teacher: Well, if you ate your father and mother, what would you be?
Vandolph: e di ulila!